Just released! The new Wikipedia SEO Price List!

Remember, if you want quality paid SEO that really pays off, you want Wikipedia!

Please note: All paid Wikipedia edits will be made by trained, trusted, privileged Wikipedia editors using silly-sounding but hard to trace pseudonyms. Some edits requested after 10pm local time may not execute until the following morning if queued after the editors' school day bedtimes.
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PRICE LIST -- All in U.S. dollars payable via PayPal only. Bitcoin payments by special arrangement.
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UTR Small Edit (Under the Radar) - Very small edit -- 20 words or less, on a non-high-traffic WP page:
>> Factual: $25
>> Partly Factual: $75
>> Completely False: $250
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LSE (Large-Scale Edit) - A large edit on a WP page or pages with medium to high level traffic (as defined in Wikipedia SEO appendix WP-PAY-03):
>> Factual: $750
>> Partly Factual: $1500
>> Completely False: $3000
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MFE (Major Featured Edit) - An edit ranging from medium to large size on a featured, high-traffic WP page, available on both a one-time and subscription maintenance basis:
>> Factual: $6500 (one-time) / $2000/mo (minimum 4 months)
>> Partly Factual: $9050 (one-time) / $3200/mo (minimum 4 months)
>> Completely False: $15000 (one-time) / $5100/mo (minimum 4 months)
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Additional edit categories and tiers are available. Special requests always welcome. All payments due in advance.
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IT'S NOT JUST PAID SEO -- IT'S WIKIPEDIA!!!

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-- Lauren --
Yes, this is a satire.