Greetings. The usually somewhat esoteric subject of search engine results rankings has been all over the news lately, and with it the often shady world of SEO - Search Engine Optimization. It's easy to criticize sites that employ all manner of illicit means to try attain top Google results. But don't the owners of those sites deserve at least a tiny bit of sympathy? No. They don't deserve any sympathy at all! But we can still consider the mournful melancholy of the "black hat" SEO user. And certainly there's no better way to do this than with our old friends Gilbert and Sullivan! Indeed, it's been quite a while since my last foray into the melodic land of G&S, and I've never had a suitable opportunity to mangle The Mikado up to now. So without further ado, I'm pleased to present: "The SEO Lament" To the tune of "Titwillow" from The Mikado MP3 Audio Performance (~2 minutes, ~1.5 MB) YouTube Performance (Audio Only) - - - "The SEO Lament" To the tune of "Titwillow" from The Mikado Lyrics Copyright © 2011 Lauren Weinstein. All rights reserved. Now I know that my products all really do suck. There's hidden text stuffing my site oh so full. The Google Search Quality team wrecked my plan. -- fini -- - - - Note to Gilbert and Sullivan Purists: Yes, I do know that officially, "Titwillow" should be hyphenated between the first and second syllables. But given the state of Internet purity filters these days, I'd prefer to avoid triggering aggressive blocking by technologies that don't know the difference between a bird and a slang term for part of the anatomy. What a world ... --Lauren--
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Posted by Lauren at February 15, 2011 09:33 PM
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