Greetings. The space-time continuum quivers and the cosmos flickers with the news ...

From the dark, dank depths of an unmentionable locale, my old nemesis Professor Neon has uneasily awoken from a slumber of many years, which began well before YouTube was even a glimmer in the eyes of founders Chad and Steve.

Yes, he whose Web site has become a time capsule thanks to a lack of updates, was jarred back to consciousness by the ethereal cloud of Twitter-mania, and he now plans (so he claims) to offer a continuing stream of tempting Internet videos and other viewing tips, via:

@professorneon

But I warn you, his taste in videos was somewhat, uh "odd" before his hiatus, and I have no reason to suspect that he's mellowed during his absence -- quite the opposite, in fact.

While I promised to mention his "triumphant" return here in my blog, I take no responsibility for any personal brain damage that may occur from actually viewing the videos that he suggests.

Good luck, Mr. Phelps.

--Lauren--